I don’t “get” tanning
Most people probably do look better with a little sun, but the act of going away somewhere for the express intent to sit outside for free rays of sun is an absurdity. I shutter to think what goes on in people’s minds when they are actually in the act of tanning (“I am getting darker. I am having a good time”). I tried to go through with it in the summer in the Mediteranean and I got bored as shit after five minutes. It could not possibly be more relaxing than actual sleep, it only gives you one more thing you have in common with Snooki and its something you could easily do while doing something else, yet you’re actively refusing to do something else. I guess what I’m saying is, fuck you if you go tanning.
